Mukasey

Fine. He's the attorney general. Until January 20, 2009. I hope some evil Christian terrorist organization (the CIA would work) kidnaps him one weekend and introduces him, by way of first hand experience, to waterboarding. And I hope they let him go when the weekend is over, and he comes back and announces in a press conference that he now feels that he can give his vaunted freaking legal opinion on whether waterboarding is torture.

I know I shouldn't hope these things. but I do.