I think it says rather a lot about my current mindset that I found the following very slightly funny:
"Sarah Heath Palin" can be rearranged to spell "Ahh shit, anal rape."
(so much for being a family oriented blog. yeah, like this was ever remotely close to being that. At least my kids aren't *quite* old enough to find this yet.)
You know about this one, right?:
Person one: Everyone knows that in English a double negative always equals a positive. What few people know is that there are no instances in English where a double positive equals a negative.
Person two: Yeah, right.